Review

Our Little Secret

Sub The Hallmark Movie That Finally Embraced Its Inner Spy Thriller

Oh, 2024, you dazzling year of cinematic wonders, you have presented us with 'Our Little Secret'. This movie is a delightful concoction, much like a Hallmark movie crashing a James Bond-themed holiday party. I mean, who knew Hallmark holiday movies could actually involve more than just a meet-cute over cocoa?!

The storyline — as much as I can gather without spoiling the beans — is a tangled web of romance, mystery, and obligatory snow-topped cottages. Picture this: small-town librarian Mary–Beth trying to hide her glamorous past as a world-class spy. And the best part? She’s turning a new leaf in a place that looks suspiciously like the set for all Hallmark holiday movies ever made, complete with twinkling lights and an aggressively festive town square.

Of course, no Hallmark movie would be complete without a charming leading man who may or may not be secretly working for both the CIA and Santa Claus—because why not? The chemistry is sweeter than sugar cookies, with enough plot twists to rival a Twister mat.

The film’s greatest achievement might just be its uncanny ability to make espionage feel as cozy as wearing an oversized Christmas sweater. At some point, I expected an undercover elf to make an appearance, but alas, perhaps they’re saving that for the sequel, 'Our Bigger, Even Better Kept Secret'.

Whether you’re a regular consumer of Hallmark holiday movies or begrudgingly initiated by a relative’s obsession, 'Our Little Secret' is perfect for a night of laughter, love, and an inexplicable number of covert messages concealed in snowglobes. Grab your popcorn, lace up your snow boots, and prepare for a flurry of delightful absurdity—trust me, it's no secret that you'll have a jolly good time.